|Thursday, February 12th, 2009|
MORE TOAST Current Mood: accomplished
|Monday, April 2nd, 2007|
Have you ever made toast, buttered both pieces of it, stuck a couple slices of cheese on it and made a sandwich out of it?
Trust me, if you haven't, you should. It's delish.
And, for all your toast-loving pleasures; http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52237007/
<----very, very, very awesome!
|Thursday, July 27th, 2006|
for the past few days, i've been eating toast...like nonstop. i kind of forgot how much i love it!
|Tuesday, July 4th, 2006|
I had some toast earlier. The perfect way to have a sandwich is with the bread toasted. Yeah toast! Current Mood: okay
|Friday, December 23rd, 2005|
i was sick the other day, and i decided to have some toast cause i thought it would make me feel better. but it deceived me. and it made me sick. :(
|Friday, June 10th, 2005|
so for the past week or so i have not been able to satiate my hunger for toast. i have had 4 - 5 pieces of peanut butter toast every single day since about monday.
toast is freakin' awesome.
|Saturday, March 19th, 2005|
So i've had this weird obsession with toast for a hell of a long time.
Making toast is really an art form. Everyone has their own way of doing it. You can have toast with butter, cream cheese, jelly, peanut butter, anything, have it dry. But it has taken me quite a while to perfect my recipe.
Take 2 pieces of rye bread. Toast them just until they are all brown on the top. No burnt spots. Then take smart balance(its healthy margarine) and spread it on the bread with just enough that it soaks into the very top. Then take a bit of cinnamon and sugar and sprinkle it over the toast so that it looks like a light dusting. A dab of whipped cream on the top and fruit salad on the side will make your toasty meal the best part of your day, I promise. Current Mood: amused
|Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005|
Oryx and Crake
' à la Margaret Atwood via 'Snowman
' from her novel 'Oryx and Crake
':"What is toast?" says Snowman to himself, once they've run off. Toast is when you take a piece of bread--What is bread? Bread is when you take some flour--What is flour? We'll skip that part, it's too complicated. Bread is something you eat, made from a ground-up plant and shaped like a stone. You cook it... Please, why do you cook it? Why don't you just eat the plant? Never mind that part--Pay attention. You cook it, and then you cut it into slices and you put a slice into a toaster, which is a metal box that heats up with electricity--What is electricity? Don't worry about that. While the slice is in the toaster you get out the butter--butter is a yellow grease, made from the mammary glands of--skip the butter. So, the toaster turns the slice of bread black on both sides with smoke coming out, and then this "toaster" shoots the slice up into the air, and it falls onto the floor... "Forget it," says Snowman. "Let's try again." Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
|Monday, February 14th, 2005|
how does everyone feel about TOASTer strudles? i personally like them a whole bunch. i mean....wow. the icing is obviously the best part. Current Mood: bored
|Tuesday, January 25th, 2005|
I am curator of the brand new Museum of Modern Toast. I'm putting together a collection of toast pictures for an exibit called "Toast in the Modern Age: a survey of toast". please take a look... toast_museum
The Toast Museum
|Monday, January 17th, 2005|
Okay...I LOVE TOAST!!! AHHHH! Hehe, so much so, that I have created 2 designs that you can buy on t-shirts and other stuffs!! It's soooo awesome! Hehe, so yeah, I drew this kickarse piece o' toast and made 2 designs, one of regular toast and one of "French" toast, lol. Check it out! I'd love if y'all would buy something, but not a necessity...just lemme know what you think of the designs! ♥ Le Toast♥
Peace, Love, and Toasters
[x posted to share the toasty goodness!]
|Saturday, November 27th, 2004|
I saw this in the news about a week or two ago and then Dave posted this in his journal. I thought I'd share it with you toast loving folk!10 year old grilled cheese sandwich depicting face of Virgin Mary sold on eBayDuyser thought eBay would be the best place to show off the sandwich, made on plain white bread with American cheese. It was cooked with no oil or butter. Duyser, 52, said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser said.
Oh the miracles of toast... Current Mood: wonderful
|Thursday, November 25th, 2004|
McDonalds can eat my ass!
So McDonalds will soon have a toasted sandwhich. Fucking corporate sheep. It seems that now even the mainstream shit-stores are jumping on this toasted bandwagon.
I mean fuck! We knew the wonders of toast long before McDonalds did. Certainly they could show more respect!
What has this world come to! What's next, fast food supermarket clothing stores?!!? YAR! dis pirate be roight angry! Current Mood: worried
|Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004|
Current Mood: gloomy
lately i find that whenever i eat a sandwich, it's a toasted sandwich.
what's the point of this, you may ask.
things taste better toasty. ♥
|Sunday, November 7th, 2004|
From the ashes...
So I'm quite hungover and shitty feeling... luckily for me there was bread in the house. And luckily for me someone way back when invented a toaster. Boy did that save my morning...
On another note...Ugh Current Mood: hungover
|Thursday, September 16th, 2004|
I had toast for breakfast today. What a fantastic way to start a day because hey,
I'm at school...
|Friday, September 3rd, 2004|
oh no! my toaster keeps on breaking. what am i going to do until i get the $$$ to get a better one? this is just not fair.
|Monday, August 30th, 2004|
Yesterday I went to have toast. yeah. gues what? no fucking bread!! i was ever-so sad. So i had double the amount I would have had yesterday today!! yumm!!
eating toaaaast with plastic forks!!
you know what? i really want some toast. there are lots of people at my house though, and i don't like them, and the toaster is all the way downstairs.
question: what are your views on french toast? am i the only person in the whole world who doesn't like it? french toast crunch was pretty ok, though.
keep toasting..............chk chk chkkkkkkk
love hilary, proud founder of this great community. Current Mood: sick